The Corner I Never Saw Coming (Part 3)

 The testing process was interesting and more detailed than I ever realized it might be. Looking back at the segments, I could kind of understand what each was supposed to check. Many had to do with memory but my favorite was using shaped tiles to recreate outlines shown to me. There was only one at the very end that was a bit challenging and took me maybe twice as long as the others. 

The results came two weeks later. I have to say I wasn't surprised to be diagnosed autistic. Everything I had been experiencing and discovering about my life pointed that way. I have lived 54 years without knowing why everything was so hard. 

I'm not whining. I genuinely wondered how other people managed to get past some of the things I saw as almost debilitating. I thought they were experiencing the world the same way I was. They just seemed somehow immune. 

I had no idea I was playing a completely different game. Or maybe the same game but with the wrong rulebook. There were so many embarrassing behaviors I never realized, or in some cases, I didn't know I was behaving strangely. Then I windered why people rejected me. 

I was just beginning to think I had finally figured out I was supposed to be depressed for the rest of my life. A kind of acceptance of fate. 

When I learned I hadautism I didn't know what to feel. I immediately went through a sort of life analysis. All the things I did that I didn't know why suddenly made sense. I was recontextualizing the entire 54 years under this new paradigm.  Interactions, responses to stimuli or events, times I felt awkward in a conversation. All the times I worked to finish something even past the point of exhaustion. Or other times when I couldn't get started on something because I couldn't see the way forward. 

I never really struggled much with school subjects, but I did with the relationships. I was a Gifted and Talented Education (GATE) student and there was a certain amount of pressure to be the best among peers. I have learned recently that the GATE program was a recruiting ground for military special programs. Supposedly the remote viewing programs were never shut down. They just changed. But that's for another post.

After my diagnosis I really didn't feel different. I just had a new perspective on my existence. And somehow that was both liberating and terrifying.

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The Corner I Never Saw Coming (Part 2)

 I spent a year on a waiting list for a test and I that time, I began to adjust to this new perspective. 

Right off the bat, I feel compelled to apologize to all those people whose feelings I hurt. In many cases, I reexamined what I had said, or didn't say, and realized that I must have sounded a little insensitive or oblivious. Times when my jokes fell flat or when someone wanted me to do something I knew was beyond my capacity and I turned them down. Or worse, said yes and regreted it later. Those are the times when I could see the flickers of disappointment or a lack of understanding.

I didn't understand, myself.

Many times, I went along but felt miserable. Social events drained my batteries. Not enough to disable me but I usually felt tired for a few days leading up to and after. It took so much to mentally prepare. Far more than I ever realized. 

So now I am in a period of grief as I process the half century of missed help and support. I know there is nothing that could have been done. I was a good kid in school. I did what they asked of me and could ace tests easily with minimal study. But there were the many nights I locked myself in my (shared) room and listened to music. To anyone else, it would appear to be teen angst. 

I just knew there was something wrong with me and it had to be because I was what used to be called a nerd. Beyond help. 

I remember seeing a classmate sitting in a hallway getting assistance with a test once. It was someone who I never would have guessed was dyslexic and I remember a slight twinge of jealousy that he had someone to help him. 

But I was supposed to be normal. Just gifted. Psychology was never something the schools were concerned with. They wanted to fill our brains as fast as we could consume information. 

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"The army doesn't care about your head. Just get the enemy in the crosshairs and blast away!" 

          -- Maj. Frank Burns, MASH, "Deal Me Out." 

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We made the school scores look better in state reports. Few, if any of the teachers felt the need to be concerned for their students mental well being. Unless a student broke down and started acting out. 

I knew a few who had the system figured out and decided not to play. They put their efforts into other, more self destructive, pursuits.

To me the only way was through. Finish school, finish college, get a good job. I didn't have time for the side trips into substance abuse. Besides, I don't like the taste of alcohol. In fact I am very taste aware. I don't like strong flavors or condiments that don't stay put.

Statistics say 17% of all teens and adults have substance abuse issues. In the autistic population the number is between 1%-36%. That is so ridiculously wide it is meaningless. It says to me that there is a wide variety in the testing methods and conditions. I imagine for many autistic people alcohol or drugs help with tolerating social situations. For myself, I can't imagine that the loss of control would feel good. And, again, there is the taste issue. 

In my entire life I can count on my fingers how many drinks I have had. Even what they were. In order. 

For example, a sip of beer as a small child, a sip of red wine on a camping trip, a "Black Mambo" beer on my 21st birthday, (A memory I treasure because a close friend bought me my first true drink.) a rum and cream soda at a friend's party. (The only drink I liked because the alcohol taste was masked.) Two Zimas, several years apart, a few wedding champaigns, and a couple of wine coolers. 

Big drinker, I most definitely am NOT.

A Corner I Never Saw Coming (Part 1)

You know the feeling of being somewhere and everybody else knows how everything works but you don't. That has been the definition of my perspective on life for more than 50 years. 

I assumed everyone else was going through the same troubles I was having.  They were just better at handling it. They could think better under better pressure. They always knew the right word, were quick with a crushing reply and conversation came naturally. 

I figured at some point I would grow out of the awkwardness and come into my own. While I waited for that magical moment I tried to hold myself together and fight back the waves of overwhelming depression. 

I don't know what made me try one of those online tests, boredom, curiousity, some faint wondering. The first time I took one it said I showed signs of being on the autism spectrum. I mentally filed it away and continued on my merry way thinking these tests were a crock.

The idea must have stewed there in the back of my mind slowly collecting evidence because my attention was drawn to a TED talk and I listened intently to the struggles of a woman who had just received a dignosis. To me, she didn't seem to be autistic. But the things she described were all painfully familiar to me. 

I was curious enough to start looking into this and found other autistic people who talked about their experiences. A journalist, a science vlog host who looked like Thor and others who looked ordinary like me. But when one of them said, "I feel like an ET on earth"  and another described receiving their diagnosis like receiving the owner's manual to their life, I noticed. Both were things I felt in my core. Except I hadn't found my manual. Yet. 

I took more tests from reputable sources like the autism societies in the US, UK, and Australia as well as medical groups in each of those countries. And the same results kept piling up. Every one, without fail, said I showed signs of being on the autism spectrum. 

I did more research and watched vlogs and informational videos. Before long I had a growing list of instances in my life that parallelled the experiences I learned about. 

I spent 2-3 years researching and gathering evidence. One YouTube host joked that just the thorougness researching was a good enough for a diagnosis! 

In the autism community it is usually enough to self identify to be accepted but that wasn't good enough for me. I wanted to be certain and official. 

Ohio has some of the best laws on the books protecting autism diagnoses and treatments but it still took me a year on a waiting list to get an appointment. 

Then the test began....

 This time of year it seems that many people are in love with the holidays. 

I have never been a huge fan. The only part I liked were the school vacation and hopefully getting whatever thing I was into that year. More often I didn't than did and I knew it was because we were cash-strapped most of my young teen life. 

Instead, I find the holidays filled with confusion and anxiety and this year was basically that with travel mixed in. 

A few years ago I decided that I could not keep up with all the demands and maintain my sanity. (What little left there is.) I'm sure that I have disappointed a few family and friends by not sending out cards every year. Sorry to those of you who wondered where I had disappeared to or those who thought I didn't like you any more. 

The simple change means I enjoy the holiday a little more. I've also started doing my shopping all year. For one, it spreads the expense and for another, I don't have to rush around last minute hunting through crowded stores. 

The only issue becomes changing preferences. Something someone liked in February isn't wanted any more or no longer age appropriate by the time December comes back around.

In Ohio the stores are not nearly as busy as they are back in California but being able to avoid the crowds almost completely is well worth it. 

Recently, during a trip to see family, I was reminded about how busy those stores can be. Minutes after the store opened there were crowds milling around. I could start to feel the crush of people  Eventually, I just needed to get out. 

It took a while for me to rebalance and I felt more than a little embarrassed. During those times I also find it hard to speak or put words together in any but the most basic sentences 

The trip also drove home the awareness that I could not live in a busy urban location any more. The crush and mass of people is just too much for me. 

Guess I'm a country mouse now.

The Dark Passenger

 In the series Dexter, the main character had a name for the dark impulses that drove him to kill. (Incidentally, Michael C. Hall and I share the same birthdate. He's probably only hours older than me.)

Sometimes when the universe creates coincidences like that it is important to listen. And what, you may ask, could I possibly learn from a TV serial killer antihero? 

Dexter is constantly haunted by his "dark passenger" and goes to great lengths to hide its influence to appear normal to the world. This is the same mission of so many autistic people. I watched Dexter before I had any idea about my own secret and I found the character so interesting for the routines and rituals he performed to maintain control. But it was the characterization of the dark passenger that fascinated me most. 

Seeing the world from his perspective was familiar to me. He worked hard to appear "normal" but often he seemed niave or just a little strange. But he was very much in control of his world when alone.

To me, autism often feels like there is some switch or inner glitch that just needs to be exorcised to be "normal". But it can never be removed because it is about a brain with fundamentally different wiring. 

In my case, stress makes me loose the ability to speak. I depend on routine to maintain mental balance. Unexpected changes take time to switch gears and can manifest as confusion or disorientation. I have encyclopedic knowledge of certain television shows, paranormal subjects and a few "-ologies". I have an insatiable fascination with charts and maps, astronomy, geology, giant robots and spaceships but the humans who use them are usually an afterthought. I am easily embarrassed and feel shame at the drop of a hat. 

I find it hard to maintain friendships because the ettiquette involved escapes my comprehension. I can be easily annoyed by repetitive sounds like telephones and sometimes have a short fuse when an obvious solution is dismissed. 

I also regularly can recall and relive times when I made a mistake or hurt somebody's feelings or just acted weird because I didn't know that I was not acting socially acceptable. 

To be honest, most social conventions escape me. I follow them for because it is expected, but they seem unnecessary and sometimes counter productive. It is gratifying when I get them right. Most of the time, though, I remain quiet and observant and I never go first unless I am confident of what I am doing.